Friday, March 02, 2007
Everyone is a winner !!
This is an excerpt from my conversation with V, one of those useless and meaningless conversations carried out by jobless individuals:
B: "You know what .... Everybody in this world is a winner according to my philosophy"
V (puzzled): "How? What is your philosophy?"
B: "See ..... the philosophy is One million sperms and you were the fastest ...... that means everyone was a winner atleast once ...... the difference is he/she never remembers it as his/her existence started at that very moment. So no one is a loser"
V (laughing): "hmm ..... interesting thought !!"
V(after thinking for a while): "Then how will you account for twins? One of them is faster and beats the other one !!"
B:"Then I have to alter my theory ....... Everyone is a winner in this world but multiple-birth-individuals are the biggest losers !!"
V and B laughing their guts out !!
B: "You know what .... Everybody in this world is a winner according to my philosophy"
V (puzzled): "How? What is your philosophy?"
B: "See ..... the philosophy is One million sperms and you were the fastest ...... that means everyone was a winner atleast once ...... the difference is he/she never remembers it as his/her existence started at that very moment. So no one is a loser"
V (laughing): "hmm ..... interesting thought !!"
V(after thinking for a while): "Then how will you account for twins? One of them is faster and beats the other one !!"
B:"Then I have to alter my theory ....... Everyone is a winner in this world but multiple-birth-individuals are the biggest losers !!"
V and B laughing their guts out !!
